i’m a miniature bad boy. i’m petite as hell and bad as hell. i couldn’t be more teeny weeny or more god damn rotten and bad
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what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
Exercise is tricking your body into thinking you need more muscles.
some beautiful things that are probably happening right now
- a puppy is being adopted
- a couple is falling in love
- someone is getting kissed for the first time
- someone who’s wanted for so long to have a baby just found out they’re pregnant
- a toddler is laughing
- a cat is napping on someone’s lap
- a kid just lost their first tooth
- someone is being hugged by someone they love but haven’t seen in a while
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if you drink too much milk your bones will become too strong and want to enter the WWE championships and it’s not like you can stop them
